Monday, February 5

Announcing the 'omar hates cricketers list'

Once in a while, we at omarlovescricket ironically find ourselves hating people. Thus there is an urge to write about them and complain. So after considerable thought, we are announcing the birth of the "omar hates cricketers list". This list will generously include cricketers, their boards, maybe the groundsmen, some fans, journalists....There is no limit! We will include whatever we hate at that point in time!

The inspiration for this idea came from King Cricket's fetish for lists. We like the lists at King Cricket and though we do enjoy cricketers, it's easier to write about people we hate. The words seem to flow naturally.

Oh and one more thing. Assume that we hate equally. It's not easy to quantify our hate, so we're not going to rank them.

So keep an eye out for further developments. I have already tagged a few stories with buggers I don't like. Adam Parore as a journalist, Brendan McCullum as a bastard, and the PCB on the whole are a good start...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Matthew Hayden's face. Matthew Hayden's attitude. Matthew Hayden's big barrel-chest. Matthew Hayden's misplaced arrogance. Matthew Hayden's ridiculously inaccurate batting average. Everything Matthew Hayden ever says...

Unknown said...

ah - i notice a trend...

Somehow Hayden irks me like any other Aussie....no more no less...

Homer said...

what about the gnome? granted that he retired, but does that make him any less dislikeable?

Unknown said...

the gnome...hmm - i think i wrote it somewhere. i need to probably publish it.

i dislike the entire aussie team equally...

Unknown said...

i think shoaib akhtar was the one who had nightmares about langer...

or was it martyn...

no langer