Monday, October 30

So much for the Asian teams...

From a Pakistani point of view, not much to say except its amusing that none of the semi-finalists are from the Subcontinent. This aspect of the story has been covered often enough this past week. Barry Richards pretty much sums it up...

"These are delightful pitches the curators have made. I would give them all medals because they've brought the zip back into the One-day game. All batters, but especially those from India, Pakistan and Sri Lanka, have failed in this acid test of technique and temperament. I've enjoyed watching them flinch in bowler-friendly conditions. Their inability to adjust has been shocking."
The semi's should be very interesting though. I think South Africa has a chance of beating Australia....

Friday, October 27

7 Simple Ways to Thrash Pakistan

As I write this article, Pakistan is 81 for 9. Yasir Arafat is batting on 22 accompanied by Iftikhar Rao. Wickets are falling all over the place. Thanks to my team, I will have a miserable day. In any case, in stead of harping about how our players suck, and how we really need to rethink our pool of players, I thought I'd write a commentary about how any team can beat Pakistan in cricket....

Oh...we're all out by the way. 89 runs...

1 - Bowl it short on a bouncy pitch. Short balls are hard to play. They are bouncy, and they are short. Not so easy to play. Put someone on third man. We like to slash viciously and get out there.

2 - On a seaming wicket, bowl straight. Nothing more to say

3 - Do not serve up slow, dusty wickets. We are bullies on those surfaces.

4 - Dive for the ball and field it athlectically. Pakistani batsman don't really see much diving since our grounds, are unfortunately not condusive to diving. But it will build the pressure and wickets will fall

5 - Misfield the ball on purpose, a Pakistani batsman will thinks its another run...and he will get run out. This always works with your 4 year old cousin in galli (street). Trust me. It will work with these guys too.

6 - We like fielding with our legs, especially at the boundary. Bending and diving is hard. (see point 4). Play shots along the ground....We will misfield on occasion. Why take the risk of lofting in the air to get quick runs, when you have a good chance of getting them with 'along the ground' shots?

7 - If none of the above works, just keep fielding well, and bowl tight...We will find a new way to get out. That's how we do...


Congratulations to South Africa. They deserved to win. I thought our bowlers did really well. Some comments about the game are in order


A - Umar Gul is really great on these types of surfaces. I am glad he got his undue credit. But why didn't they let him complete his overs?

B - Arafat for Rana? What sort of move is that. This bouncy wicket would have helped Rana's style. What we need is batsman. Yes, Arafat did well compared to the rest, but I would gotten rid of a bowler for a specialist batsman. Either way. This worked.

C - Ntini and Pollock are awesome! They are such cool bowlers to watch. Ntini, especially, has become such an amazing bowler in the past few years. Is there anyone who uses the crease so effectively?

D - Younis Khan should be dropped from the ODI team. Please believe me...

E - Afridi sucks.

F - Why were Razzak and Afridi laughing out there in the middle when we 6 down? What the hell is so funny?

G - South Africa did a great job to pull back from a loss. Its this determination that Boucher and Kemp had, that we lacked.

H - Can we not play swing and seam? And if so, why do we keep selecting players, allrounders, etxc to play on such wickets? We need batsmen of sound technique. If we can produce Mohammad Yousuf, I am sure there are a couple of guys in domestic cricket, that are talented enough to make the squad and can play the moving ball..

I - All we had to do was last the first 15 overs. We needed to block. We needed to see off Ntini and Pollock. These guys are top rated bowlers, Give them some respect. Our batmen are too comfortable in their situation. They need to shoulder more responsiblity and hold their wicket at all costs. Afridi, Hafeez, Younis played such rash shots.

I'm out...

Thursday, October 26

Shahid Afridi - Statistics aren't looking good

Afridi's time is up. He has played 232 One day internationals. Pakistan has stuck by him, but for all the wrong reasons. We have all been guilty of it. We like the glamor, we like the fact that's he's fearless, that he's an untamed spirit.

The point is, if you can't figure out to bat responsibly in international cricket after 200 games, you really can't expect everyone to keep supporting you.

We all know he can't change, but we all know cricket is changing. His form of cricket is best suited to Twenty20 now...if at all. Pakistan's failed policy of playing too many all-rounders is backfiring in this Champion's Trophy. The coach and selectors should figure out exactly why there is a requirement for certain players. Afridi, needs to be on their mind.

Lets talk stats shall we?

Afridi is thought to be a flat-track bully. Well....truth is, he prefers the slower dustier tracks that India and Pakistan provide. This table below only includes countries within which Afridi has played more than 10 ODI's. Hence the inclusion of UAE and Canada.

I didn't include West Indies, because he has only played 9 games there, but since the World cup is coming up...its all the more important. His average in WI is 26.22 runs with two 50's after 9 innings.



You know what's interesting from this chart? We are due to play South Africa right after the Champions Trophy. No doubt the selectors will choose Afridi again. The entire country will goo "Boom Boom" if we don't right?

1 - He can't play seaming wickets (Eng)
2 - He can't negotiate with bounce (SA, Aus)
3 - He can only play (and maintain his 'healthy' average) in subcontinental conditions.

Sigh...Why are people so stupid!? What Afridi needs is some time off. I like the guy. But he's not the solution to our cricketing crisis. He's one of the problems. Our attachment to something so romanticized. A great, strong Pathan, who doesn't care about authority or rules, and just goes out and does battle.

Who cares? This "warrior" average 20 odd, after 232 games. What he does is, takes the spot of a bowler or a batsman, who can actually score some blood runs. Remember? That's what we're here for....Lets move past him now!


The chart above explain Afridi's average by the year. Well, I needn't comment on anything. It's embarrassing to say that his average this year is around 7. Oh wait. He probably needs everything he can get. 7.69 then....Need anymore convincing?



This chart above, indicates batting by the position in which he has come in to bat. Apparently he insists on batting at 5. Here is Siddharta Vaidyanathan's column in which Younis (another failing batsman), is defending Afridi.

But is batting him at No.5 the option? "We want to utilize Shahid to the hilt," he continued. "As an opener, if he falls early, there is pressure on him and on us. If he comes low down the order, he doesn't have much time. We are trying to give him every chance so that he can settle down. Shahid is the kind of player who can win matches single-handedly. It hasn't paid off till now; it's part of the game.

What that's also meant is that Shoaib Malik, arguably Pakistan's most valuable player over the last two years, gets a chance only at No.6. Younis, though, didn't want that to change. "It's working for the team,"he justified. "He has made almost 100 runs in the first two matches, and he played a match winning knock in the first match. It's good for the team too. Before the tournament, he was out of form, and now is back in the runs. He is happy with his spot in the batting order."

Afridi at No. 5 and Malik at No. 6 meant that Younis needed to shoulder the burden at No. 3. He hardly made an impression in the first two games, managing scores of 7 and 2, but he insisted that it had nothing to do with the pressures of captaincy. "My form has nothing to do with captaincy," he asserted. "I am not the captain for the first time. Last year, in Karachi [against India], I led and performed and we won the game too. There is so much cricket that you can't maintain the same level every time. Ricky Ponting too hasn't made runs in two matches. But yes, as captain, your attention is divided. I am thinking for everyone now. I need to carry the youngsters. Maybe my focus has shifted a little away from my cricket. I need to start to get the focus back. I am constantly learning, I want to keep learning."


Pakistan has rotated its openers like....flies..I don't even know a good analogy. Yet we have kept our faith in Afridi. Salman Butt, Imran Nazir...and a bunch of others have come and gone. I think we should send him opening, or not at all. It's time to draw the line. Pakistan should play to win, and it should field the best team possible in order to do that. In my opinion, Shahid Afridi does not fit into the equation anymore.

Even Bob Woolmer seems like he has no power in this situation. From Mr Vaidyanathan's verdict from the Pak-NZ game...

Woolmer admitted that the Afridi conundrum was causing a few headaches. "Afridi is a very fine player, unfortunately he hasn't clicked which has created a hole. Shahid Afridi has stated that he wants a regular batting place in the side. So we told him No.5 is your place, so go out and perform. Unfortunately, for whatever reason, he has got out. He doesn't want to get out, he is trying his best."


Kamran Abbasi, in his blog entry about Afridi....

But Afridi does need to change one thing. I agree with him that going in too late in the order is a waste of his unique talent. He does, however, need to be mentally prepared to go in anywhere between number 1 and 7 depending on the state of the game. This is not an unreasonable scenario for a mature cricketer. Afridi's oft stated request to bat at number 6 has the ring of an unnecessary obsession--and Afridi is a man of instinct not obsession.

All Pakistan fans--and many from other countries--need their dose of Boom Boom. He has looked a distracted cricketer for many months. One blitz will turn that distraction into joy.


Mr. Abbasi is stating the very facts that make Afridi an unnatural selection in the team, yet he is willing to bypass these FACTS and go straight to the 'joy' and the blitzes. If Afridi was more consistent, more responsible, I would be with everyone supporting him through this bad patch. But the time is up, and his shows of brilliance are too far an in between....He needs to go..


And knowing my luck, Pakistan's inconsistency, and Afridi's spontaneous nature...Afridi will do well tomorrow against South Africa....